Score: 4

"fuk the dikhead who made this "game""

submission: Super Ninja Strike

date: September 13, 2008

read the title and avoid contact with this game, seriously u cannot do collisions properly, the whole game effing sucks, the hard part is jumping on stones in the middle of a pond that ur ninja somehow drowns in

4 for effort and grpahics

Score: 10

"u sir"

submission: Ownage Burst demo

date: September 9, 2008

it is people like u that make this world a better place, games like these... just wow, u are a king among men, seriously, it always makes eveyrone happier when people like u get on and make fantastic games, thansk and PLEEASE keep it up =D

Score: 9

"kewl"

submission: Flying Spaghetti Monster

date: September 6, 2008

ok u deserve a 5 for using the words "appendages" and "noodly" in the same sentence

also, this game is awesome, fun, kewl addicting and hilarious!! i wanna go to heaven :(

Score: 10

"as always..."

submission: AlphaBounty

date: August 16, 2008

ur work never ceases to amaze me... i only had 2 problems with this game... 1st is the Gatling gun sucks... and is way more expensive then the laser thing and 2nd its wayyyyyy too short... but thats expected from such a master piece.

id just like u to either switch the Gatling gun and best laser or make the Gatling gun better... AND MORE LEVELS =D i and many others are wishing for a sequel plzzzzz

Score: 8

"hahahaha"

submission: The Sicksons

date: July 30, 2008

rofl that so retarded... the whole thing is simply out of this world, seriously, and yes it is better then most new episodes, sadly

Score: 7

"wow ok..."

submission: The Real 9-11 Story

date: July 25, 2008

alriiiiiitey then, the animation was pretty good and fast, but what the heeeelllll? i dont understand the "joke" in this... but i assume its saying that it wasnt terrorists? and goerge bush did that so he could have a reason to invade middle east and take their oil? im not entirely sure, and the only thing i would find offencive in this is the happy 911... which i think is kinda insensitive lol 6 cause the animation is pretty clean but, was short and super repetative

Score: 8

"excellent"

submission: Invisible Gauntlet

date: July 12, 2008

very awesome, all the levels were great, i got to lvl 19 before it got repetative and kinda easy. graphics are pretty average but that is certainly not what this game is about, the unique game play is... well... unique, and is quite challenging, especially if u dont use the sence, that we call, hearing, yes u can tell where the spikey majigs go by LISTENING to when the hit the wall, but ofcourse u need to know where they hit... but even then its hard to tell exactly where they are.

the main example and perfect difficulty was lvl 9 which was fantastic also lvl 10 (i think) and few later ones, i stopped at lvl 19 or so because ti became more of a maze/memory game, which i dont particularly like, then a puzzle game which i love... and pretty repetitive, but up to then it was dam good fun. nice work

8 because the graphics and level individuality and all that could be improved... also a make your own level would be awesome :D this definitely deserves higher then 3.83 score

for u who couldn't pass lvl 9

Run up and grab the red key, memorize where the spike balls go, run through the portal aprox. 2 seconds after one just bounces off the wall u start at and get the bottom right WHITE KEY, after that get the only GREEN KEY, then through the green door and get the WHITE KEY then finally, get the BLUE KEY and go through the portal... but its easier said then done o.O

Score: 9

"holy fuck"

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: July 5, 2008

jesus dude, 1st its the best by far torture game ever created, and 2nd its so disgusting its... wow just wow, but i wish ud make more veriety in weaponry, i mean 3 of em are guns.

my fave way to kill em is to rip em with the bare hands, and if u do it right u can take both arms, both legs and groin and they still be alive, then u can ravor the skull.

also fun, repeatedly chainsaw a single peice of body until its tiny and unrecongnisable its so much fun, yet, so wrong

only 9 cause of little diversity in weaponry

Score: 10

"awesome"

submission: Bytesize

date: July 4, 2008

i saw em on the homepage but theirs more! uber excellent, GO STAMPER the fish one was effin hilarious lmao, well all ov em were funny, except i think 3... which were more disturbing then funny =X

Score: 10

"VERY awesome."

submission: Battlemachy: Jade Bandit

date: June 28, 2008

very unique game, love it, tho id love it if u gave the charactaristics of the weapons... since i cant find any here they are

Charkram shoots 3 at a time very fast, in a row, and is, as far as i can tell, very weak but is pretty big so is hard to miss with.

Dagger shoots 3 as well, but 1 about 45 degrees from the middle both ways, and one going in the middle but is stronger then the chakram. use the daggers on th e 1st and maybe the 4th lvl.

Scimitar, which i found to be the best weapon does good damage, has a decent RoF and is pretty wide. i used this for all lvl but 1st... which u can use pretty much any weapon

Javelin is similar but is faster RoF, does about the same damage as the Scim and is quite small.

uzisrule145 is an idiot, i completed the whole game... lvl 5 was a PAIN but i did it lol.

On the 4th level, shoot the furtherest turret 1st, so u move and shoot at the same time, and by the time u get under he turret (thus stopping) u should have it, then shoot the other turret, while still dodging and then keep dodging after that while... shooting ofcourse.

now lvl 5... LOL! keep moving back and forth avoiding the javs and shooting the opposite dudes, this may take a few times to get right but it is doable, when the monster comes out shoot the stone things, shoot the base, about 5 times with the scims and they'll break and also, push the rohk back as best u can... which im assuming is where the chakram or daggers are usefull? i could never get up to him with those weapons lol, break them all and you'll win.

again, awesome game... can't wait for light hammer... i cant remember the name i think... i aint doing lvl 5 again >.<!